unclefather:

mom: are you high?

me: image

thatsmoderatelyraven:

This has been made into a gif to make this scene seem deep and meaningful but it literally is the episode when they turn the krusty krab into a hotel and patrick doesn’t even know its a hotel and tries to buy a krabby patty and they’re like why did you even come

nyehs:

i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet

amandajozeph:

-at family gathering-

Mom: show everyone your sketchbook… everyone wants to see your art

Me: image

sadbreasts:

Friend: Hey guess what

me:  what

friend: you have to guess

me:

image

ohyeahcomics:

Via Schtaky with thanks to Lickal0lli for the translation
tastefullyoffensive:

[cairosmith]

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

stunningpicture:

There’s a duck on my sunroof.

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

churrosforthewin:

the-irish-mayhem:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

chekov-in-a-dress:

I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.

I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.

imagine all the male tears

Now that’s a movie

© STR-WRS