i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet
-at family gathering-
Mom: show everyone your sketchbook… everyone wants to see your art
Friend: Hey guess what
friend: you have to guess
im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye
by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime
I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.
I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.
imagine all the male tears
Now that’s a movie